I am a hydrogeologist working so hard
Heavy metal is pounding in my heart
Heavy metal(s) dissolved, precipitated
Hard rock is fractured – or break it!
Refrain: Groundwater 3× Oooh
Alternative refrain: Hard rock hydrogeology
And now hard and fast!
Is here some fucking-hydro-fucking-geologist? OK, so now I want you to sing with me this ONE word, … or maybe TWO1). This is your work, this is your business, this is your life: groundwater.
For those working in fractured media: I know how hard it is to get all that shit out of there. So for you guys – an alternative refrain!